CHOCOLATE BAR KING SIZE
Regular price $ 64.95
We’ll admit it—we’ve got a chronic sweet tooth!
We’re straight-up addicted to dessert-style cigars… especially the chocolate ones! Frankly, we’d trade our grandma’s silverware for another hit.
People have called us the “Willy Wonka of Cigars.” We love it and that’s cute, but let’s be real…Willy Wonka never had to ferment and age San Andrés maduro leaves for twelve years. He just kicked Oompa Loompas around and sang creepy songs. We’re out here sweating in the factory, pulling chocolate notes out of tobacco like lunatics!
Enter the new CHOCOLATE BAR KING SIZE. This isn’t just an upgrade…it’s a sugar-fueled middle finger to moderation! This baby is bigger, richer, creamier, chocolatier. It’s basically a Snickers bar that hit the gym, skipped leg day, and learned how to throw hands.
We raided our secret stash of the most decadent, chocolate-dripping tobaccos on planet Earth. Then, at EZHQ, we blend and age them with a top-secret “don’t-ask-how” process to crank up the chocolate to eleven. …No, you can’t know what it is. Yes, it makes the cigar taste like a candy bar got baptized in espresso.
Bottom line: CHOCOLATE BAR KING SIZE doesn’t just taste like a candy bar…it straight up is a candy bar disguised as a cigar.
*Pure unadulterated indulgence!
CHOCOLATE BAR KING SIZE is a full-bodied, med/full-strength 6x56 box-press super-toro. The wrapper is a specially fermented 12-year-aged San Andres maduro leaf. Binder and filler tobaccos will remain a closely guarded secret. All tobaccos are 6-13 years aged!
First light hits you like a piñata to the face with dark chocolate, cocao nibs, heavy cream, and espresso beans. Cake frosting, red pepper, and white oak bring the perfect balance. The finish lingers for a long time adding caramelized sugar and vanilla bean notes. The retrohale is warming with a cinnamon burn.
As it progresses, semi-sweet chocolate chips, caramel, amaretto, and black peppercorn emerge. Chocolate pudding sweetness lingers on the tongue.
Halfway, the age of the tobaccos really starts to shine through. Brown sugar, molasses, and butter emerge. Aged leather and black tea join the mix. Nutmeg and clove bring hints of spice. By this point, you’re basically chain-smoking a dessert cart!
Last third is absolute chocolate meltdown! It's layer upon layer of dark, rich chocolate. Hints of cashew, marshmallow, Red Hots, nougat, and whiskey appear. The sweetness and depth of flavor continues to grow and grow until the very nub of the nub! Phenomenal smoke!
CHOCOLATE BAR KING SIZE is one of the richest, most complex maduro cigars we’ve ever made. If you’re a chocolate fiend, this is your new holy grail!
CHOCOLATE BAR KING SIZE will be SOLD OUT so fast! Sincerest apologies to those who miss it! We try to let everyone know ASAP whenever there's a new release. (Make sure to join our text notifications by texting EzraZion to 817-391-9271.)
Do whatever you gotta do…beg, cheat, borrow your kid’s college fund. Just don’t miss CHOCOLATE BAR KING SIZE.
Getcha Some NOW!
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