{"product_id":"ch-cspy","title":"CHOCOLATE CRISPY BAR","description":"\u003ch4 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE AURA IS CRISPY. THE CIGAR IS CRISPIER.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf chocolate is your love language, congratulations…you just found your cigar soulmate.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSome folks call us the “Willy Wonka of Cigars.”\u003c\/strong\u003e It’s flattering for sure, but let’s not get carried away. Willy never had to ferment and age tobaccos for 12 damn years. (He just yelled at Oompa Loompas and sang creepy show tunes. We’re out here sweating in factories, coaxing chocolate notes out of tobacco like deranged flavor alchemists.)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEnter the new CHOCOLATE CRISPY BAR This is a NEW blend and \u003cspan\u003ea full-send, sugar-fueled violation of moderation! It full-blown tastes like a CRUNCH BAR. \u003cem\u003e(I still can’t get over it.)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe cracked open our legendary stash of the most decadent, chocolate-dripping tobaccos known to mankind. Then at EZHQ, we ran them through our classified, don’t-ask, definitely-illegal-in-all-50-states process to crank the chocolate to absolutely unhinged levels. \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e(No, we can’t tell you how.) \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e*Pure unadulterated indulgence\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHOCOLATE CRISPY BAR is a full-bodied, medium-strength 5.75x50 toro.\u003c\/strong\u003e The wrapper is a specially fermented 11-year-aged San Andrés Maduro leaf. Binder and filler tobaccos will remain a closely guarded secret. \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eAll tobaccos are 5-12 years aged\u003c\/span\u003e!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eFirst light absolutely detonates with\u003c\/span\u003e flavors of dark chocolate, rice crisps, cocao nibs, and heavy cream.\u003c\/strong\u003e Cake frosting, black pepper, and white oak bring the perfect balance. The finish lingers for a long time adding caramelized sugar and vanilla bean notes. The retrohale is warming with a cinnamon burn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd that’s just the beginning...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAs it progresses, milk chocolate, caramel, amaretto, and graham crackers emerge.\u003c\/strong\u003e Chocolate frosting sweetness lingers on the tongue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHalfway, \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ethe age of the tobaccos really starts to show off.\u003c\/strong\u003e Brown sugar\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, molasses, and butter emerge. Aged leather and black tea join the mix. Nutmeg and clove bring hints of spice. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLast third is absolute chocolate meltdown!\u003c\/strong\u003e It's layer upon layer of dark, rich chocolate. Hints of cashew, marshmallow, nougat, and whiskey appear. The sweetness and depth of flavor continues to grow and grow until the very nub of the nub! Mind-blowing smoke!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cu\u003eCHOCOLATE CRISPY BAR is one of the richest, most deliciously decadent cigars we’ve ever created. If you’re a chocolate fiend...just wait until you smoke it\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCHOCOLATE CRISPY BAR will be \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSOLD OUT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e unreasonably fast. Our apologies to those who hesitate. We try to warn people when drops are coming. (Text EzraZion to \u003ca href=\"tel:817-391-9271\"\u003e817-391-9271\u003c\/a\u003e to get alerts and avoid future emotional damage.)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA bunch of people are going to wait too long and then send us angry emails.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e (\u003cspan\u003ePlease don’t be one of those people.)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBeg....Borrow...Check the couch cushions. Sell something on Facebook Marketplace. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhatever.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e**Just get CHOCOLATE CRISPY BAR before it disappears.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGetcha Some NOW!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Production: 705\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ezra Zion","offers":[{"title":"5 Pack","offer_id":52145799397697,"sku":null,"price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10 Pack","offer_id":52145799430465,"sku":null,"price":129.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"20 Pack","offer_id":52145799463233,"sku":null,"price":249.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0785\/2145\/files\/IMG_0173.jpg?v=1787930229","url":"https:\/\/www.ezrazionstore.com\/products\/ch-cspy","provider":"Ezra Zion Store ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}