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CHOCOLATE CRISPY BAR
CHOCOLATE CRISPY BAR
CHOCOLATE CRISPY BAR

CHOCOLATE CRISPY BAR

Sale price $ 69.95

5/10/20 PACK
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THE AURA IS CRISPY. THE CIGAR IS CRISPIER.

If chocolate is your love language, congratulations…you just found your cigar soulmate.

Some folks call us the “Willy Wonka of Cigars.” It’s flattering for sure, but let’s not get carried away. Willy never had to ferment and age tobaccos for 12 damn years. (He just yelled at Oompa Loompas and sang creepy show tunes. We’re out here sweating in factories, coaxing chocolate notes out of tobacco like deranged flavor alchemists.)

Enter the new CHOCOLATE CRISPY BAR This is a NEW blend and a full-send, sugar-fueled violation of moderation! It full-blown tastes like a CRUNCH BAR. (I still can’t get over it.)

We cracked open our legendary stash of the most decadent, chocolate-dripping tobaccos known to mankind. Then at EZHQ, we ran them through our classified, don’t-ask, definitely-illegal-in-all-50-states process to crank the chocolate to absolutely unhinged levels. (No, we can’t tell you how.) 

*Pure unadulterated indulgence!

CHOCOLATE CRISPY BAR is a full-bodied, medium-strength 5.75x50 toro. The wrapper is a specially fermented 11-year-aged San Andrés Maduro leaf. Binder and filler tobaccos will remain a closely guarded secret. All tobaccos are 5-12 years aged!

First light absolutely detonates with flavors of dark chocolate, rice crisps, cocao nibs, and heavy cream. Cake frosting, black pepper, and white oak bring the perfect balance. The finish lingers for a long time adding caramelized sugar and vanilla bean notes. The retrohale is warming with a cinnamon burn.

And that’s just the beginning...

As it progresses, milk chocolate, caramel, amaretto, and graham crackers emerge. Chocolate frosting sweetness lingers on the tongue.

Halfway, the age of the tobaccos really starts to show off. Brown sugar, molasses, and butter emerge. Aged leather and black tea join the mix. Nutmeg and clove bring hints of spice. 

Last third is absolute chocolate meltdown! It's layer upon layer of dark, rich chocolate. Hints of cashew, marshmallow, nougat, and whiskey appear. The sweetness and depth of flavor continues to grow and grow until the very nub of the nub! Mind-blowing smoke!

CHOCOLATE CRISPY BAR is one of the richest, most deliciously decadent cigars we’ve ever created. If you’re a chocolate fiend...just wait until you smoke it!

CHOCOLATE CRISPY BAR will be SOLD OUT unreasonably fast. Our apologies to those who hesitate. We try to warn people when drops are coming. (Text EzraZion to 817-391-9271 to get alerts and avoid future emotional damage.)

A bunch of people are going to wait too long and then send us angry emails. (Please don’t be one of those people.)

Beg....Borrow...Check the couch cushions. Sell something on Facebook Marketplace. 

Whatever.

**Just get CHOCOLATE CRISPY BAR before it disappears.

Getcha Some NOW!

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